wholefooding

(Gerund) to walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety across the whole foods parking lot or any parking lot, shopping mall hallway or other public area. To walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety with a heightened sense of entitlement while aggravating everyone around you. See also (Izombie).

wholefooder (n): a person who generally is against large corporations and mass-marketing, but shops at Whole Foods, seemingly without recognizing the irony that it is a large corporate chain with nationwide reach and global supply base.

(credit for parts of this definition due to Miss Muffin)