whole white
When asked what kind of bread you'd like at a diner - this word is a wombo combo that will confuse the waiter/waitress, embarrass your friend, and amuse your friend's friends.
"Scrambled eggs..ok, what bread?"
"Huh?"
"White or whole wheat?"
"Oh, whole white, please."
"Huh?"
"White or whole wheat?"
"Oh, whole white, please."