Whomping the willow
jacking off
Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.
Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow
Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow
Whomping the willow
Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.
Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.
whomping willow
The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1
Whomping Willow
A violent orgy or sexual party
John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!
Zac Better wash your sheets!
the whomping willow
A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law
Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow