Whompus
The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels
mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!
susie- he is such a whompus!
Whompus
A vagina with balls
also see chompus...
also see chompus...
Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!
Whompus
An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.
Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.
whompus
Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.
Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?
whompus
its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
"haha you have a small whompus!" , "I'll whack off your whompus if you don't shut up!"
kitty whompus
adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side
Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.
Katty-Whompus
Crazy, not exactly right, messed up, fucked up, a little off
You people who don't know how to drive in the snow, that get out there and get all katty-whompus and sideways in the street, just need to stay at home.