Blessturbate
To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.
Blessturbate
When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.
"Father please forgive me for I have sinned."
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