Whopper Hands
Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.
Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."
Whopper Hands
Very small hands on a full size adult man. Refer to Whopper commercial with weird ass dude with mini hands. Chances are, Whopper Hands has a miniscule penis.
Oh shit, Shelly! Look at that dude... he has Whopper Hands!!!
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