whoreitus
A disease which turns you into a whore. It can not be cured
Ethan has a major case of Whoreitus
Post Whoreitus
A condition whereby you can't stop yourself from Post Whoring on web forums. You have an addiction to the buzz of getting replys and growing a thread. You measure your ego & status by your post count. You know this is sad and you'd like to get on with real life but you can't help yourself.
Most of AWOT have Post Whoreitus
whoreitus
a very serious illness that turns you into a whore. (mainly affects men)
omg? did you hear that john has whoreitus? i feel bad for him.