Whorenado
A group of drunk girls, either on the move or at a party/bar, whose high pitch squawkings feed off each other until they become a destructive force capable of annihilating ear drums, sanity, a good time, or any respect one may have had for them.
Whorenado chasers are guys who seek out whorenados in the hopes of taking one of the girls home after the whorenado has spent most of it's energy and has been downgraded to a "slutclone."
Whorenado chasers are guys who seek out whorenados in the hopes of taking one of the girls home after the whorenado has spent most of it's energy and has been downgraded to a "slutclone."
When those girls get together with a box of Franzia you can expect a whorenado on its way real soon.
Did you see that whorenado just blow into the bar? Those girls could barely stand.
Did you see that whorenado just blow into the bar? Those girls could barely stand.
whorenado
A woman who crashes into a man's life and totally decimates every area of it by sleeping with everyone but him, chasing off all family & friends, spending every nickel he makes, eventually leaving him in ruins, poor, and probably suicidal.
That whorenado got pregnant on purpose to marry him, then slept with his boss, cleaned out his bank account and left him owing child support.
whorenado
The name of an Upright Citizen's Brigade Harold team performing in New York. Established Spring, 2008.
Person 1: Did you go to Harold Night last night?
Person 2: Yeah; that Whorenado show was insane.
Person 2: Yeah; that Whorenado show was insane.
Whorenado
Sometimes in life you and your boys need to go all out. Forget about the bars and the strip clubs. Go get a hotel room and pull out all the money you can out of the bank and drive to the south part of town and get as many whores as you can. Get a party bus if who need to. Once you have a hotel room full of drunk and naked whores getting busy and running around you my friend have created a Whorenado.
Damn Loud Pack its been a long ass week, what are you trying to get into? Shit, lets hit up Josh and Shane and hit the South Side and look for a flock of Heezies. Bro are you trying to do what I think you're trying to do? Yup, it's time for a Whorenado.
whorenado
In Super Smash Bros. Melee, Princess Peach's down smash, which can do upwards of 70% damage in one attack.
Peach players are all fat or gay, and they just spam whorenado all day long.
whorenado
A girl or group of girls who are trying to be sexy but end up looking like a whorish mess.
Person 1: Hey did you go to that party at Sig Ep last night?
Person 2: No, but I did see many a whorenado on their way over there.
Person 2: No, but I did see many a whorenado on their way over there.
Whorenado
A giant, out of control clash or convening women (generally, though not exclusively), scantily and garishly clad, loud, grating, tacky, meddlesome, troublesome, attention mongering, and perfumed to high hell. No heel under 6 inches, no shorts past any portion of the thigh. There will be jangles, there will be bangles. Bridezilla vs. The Mother of Honeybooboo! These phenomena have the potential to take on mythological, folkloric proportions, rarely documented by humankind, as most all sensible humanity runs for the everluvin' hills and does not peer into the whites of their soulless eyes.... Sometimes a Whorenado can effect a relatively net beneficial result, for example, such as in a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus concert: just good clean fun. Or say a Gucci truck overturns on the turnpike... leather goods for everyone! Saving husbands, boyfriends, sugardaddies and pimps untold millions! Not to be confused with a hodeo (see defs.), the Polar Whoretex or the Whoremaggedon.
Girl, I went to Wet Seal and you could hardly move. The Store was consumed by a giant whorenado. I've never seen so many clear pumps and booty shorts in one place. Sometimes you need a weather report just to go to the mall.