Whorenithology
The act of "Bird-Watching" surrepticiously in a public area whilst tenuously doing something else.
Hey Shez, fancy coming to the park at lunchtime to indulge in a bit of Whorenithology?
Hell yeah, the weather's good, so the birds'll be out in force - damn fine day for some whorenithology for sure....
Hell yeah, the weather's good, so the birds'll be out in force - damn fine day for some whorenithology for sure....