whorgonzola
This is a thing that an unclean girl gets that hasn't douched out the man cheese in a while. It gets left in there long enough that it develops a terrible smell and has probably started turning blue with mould.
"Hey man, did you go down on that chick last night?"
"Nah mate, I was gonna but the i found that she had the whorgonzola"
"Oh... Do you still have her number? I have a heap of jatz I need to use up"
"Nah mate, I was gonna but the i found that she had the whorgonzola"
"Oh... Do you still have her number? I have a heap of jatz I need to use up"