who’s your broadband with?
A question often asked in certain techie shops to ascertain whom your internet provider is. The natural response to deter the annoying sales consultant is to reply “yer mum” and then walk swiftly out of the store whilst the sales consultant looks bitch-slapped.
Consultant Ben “So sir, who’s your broadband with?”
Customer “Yer mum!”
Customer “Yer mum!”