why is the rum always gone
A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.
Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?
*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*
Johnny: Oh, that's why.