Wicker Chick
A girl, so petite, that you could theoretically place her into a wicker basket, put a hole in the middle of the basket, hook it up to a pulley, and bang her.
Dude, have you ever been with a Wicker Chick?" "Hell, yeah. You know when you're underwater, and you can do all sorts of acrobatic shit that shouldn't be possible...it's a lot like that.