Wicnic
Wicnic is essentially a 'Wine Picnic'. Generally used by women in their 30s who feel that being seen out in open spaces drinking alcohol is verging on being a hobo. However, simply add a nice rug, a cushion, a bottle of wine in a wine cool-bag or basket and some plastic glasses and you immediately have a sophisticated looking picnic rather than alchies in a park. A Wicnic can easily be disguised as a picnic; therefore other mothers and children in the vicinity shouldn't realise what you are doing. Another plus to this is it is significantly cheaper than boozing in a wine bar.
Its been a rough week, fancy wicnicking on Saturday?