Blid-Blop
When you take a massive dump (2-4 feet area cubed) inside a compact area, then bake it. This produces a messy squimpo. Afterwards, you could freeze the messy squimpo and get an organized squimpo. Pull a fruboomp in a 3-foot radius near the organized squimpo, then beat the living shit out of it. This produces an easy Blid-Blop for all your Blid-Blop related needs.
I: I spent 8 hours getting a Blid-Blop, I hope it's worth it.
H: Shut the fuck up it's some shit I made up.
I: Sorry please help cure my coprophagia!
H: Shut the fuck up it's some shit I made up.
I: Sorry please help cure my coprophagia!