Widge Ding
A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.
Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.
Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?
Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.
Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?
Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’