Widman

A taller than average white male, who drives a red jeep, while singing to Alicia Keys.
Widman's are known for cutting their pancakes into shapes like triangles, and eating them in a clockwise motion.
The best way to spot a Widman, is to search random songs on your ipod, and wait to see if you hear a womanly voice start to sing whatever is also playing on the ipod at the current time.
Last but not least, a widman's best physical feature...other than his huge package...are his chubby cheeks.