wieger
an incredible young fella who is not so tall. He may be Dutch but he is as small as a dwarf. He secretly has a monster cock but doesn't use it because he is no simp. He has an amazing brother who is always around, even when you want to masturbate
Girl: "OMG he is so small"
Guy: "That is my dutch friend Wieger."
Guy: "That is my dutch friend Wieger."
Wiegered
The act of being that guy in Vegas that dates prostitutes and takes them to to a very expensive dinner and then having them watch you gamble, so when other guys see you they say "I wish I was that guy"
Jeff flew to Vegas last weekend and totally Wiegered this hooker for 4 hours. Every guy in the casino knew Jeff had to have been one of those guys.
Derek Wiegers
Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.
You sound like "Derek Wiegers" right now you dyke.