AB3K

Adam Bot 3000, Personal Fuzzy-Feeling Generator. Only one model was produced in the year 1987 because, consequently, the components that contributed to his creation are a great rarity. He is a one-of-a-kind device, capable of (but not limited to) the following operations: Contagious smiling, warmth generation, computer repair, general handiness, intangible amounts of patience, regular intervals of complimenting, advanced musical output, homework aide, Dance Dance Revolution compatibility, and overall 1337ness.