Wietering
The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".
James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.
Matt Wieters
When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.