WIFA
Wannabe In Fifa A.K.A someone who will never be making it to FIFA and the closest thing they got to being in FIFA is Cristiano Ronaldo hair.
Do you see those guys they are such WIFA players... they'll never make it to FIFA.
Wifa
Slang term for marijuana
Wanna smoke some wifa?
Wifa
To perform a culturally white action "with a" (wif a) white person by association making them white. Opposite of a wigger.
Pronounced "why-fuh"
Pronounced "why-fuh"
1.
Ali: "Hey dude."
Caleb: "Hey bro. Watchu up to?"
Ali: "Facetiming my dog?"
Caleb: "You're just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should I say, wifa."
2.
Starbucks barista: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Ali: "I'd like a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte please"
Barista: *Shakes head "Such a wifa."
Ali: "Hey dude."
Caleb: "Hey bro. Watchu up to?"
Ali: "Facetiming my dog?"
Caleb: "You're just another black person trying to fit in with us whites, or should I say, wifa."
2.
Starbucks barista: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Ali: "I'd like a venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte please"
Barista: *Shakes head "Such a wifa."