wifanker
1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
1) Two friends at a bar:
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"