beat off wife
When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.
Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?
Wife's off
When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.
Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes