Wigan Donk
Wigan is famous for its pies and ugly women. A Wigan donk would involve nobbing a cooked pie until it sits on your penis without holding it there. You then get a Wigan Girl and fuck her with the pie, preferably the pie would have a meat filling of some kind I.E Steak.
I gave a Jessica a real good Wigan Donk last night. Meat and potato went everywhere.