wiggly noodle
When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.
Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?
"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"
"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"