Blimpie
To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.
You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.
Blimpie
Euphemism for penis
I want to feed that chick all of my Blimpie.
Blimpie
When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.
After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie
blimpy
Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.
Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.
blimpie
Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.
Frankenstein: "So last night I was taking a shit and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. So I'm all like woaaah bitch! I'm trying to eat my sammich!"
The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"
The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"
Blimpie's
Blimpie's is the only sandwich shop in the world awesome enough to have originated in Hoboken, NJ. A true Jerseyan can defend that there are differences between a Blimpie and a typical "sub" such as one purchased at Subway, such as the differences in bread used and the Blimpie's superior quality. You do NOT buy a sub at Blimpie's, you buy a BLIMPIE. On an interesting note, when they first opened on Washington St. back in the 60's they gave away goldfish. Unfortunately the little fishies usually would not stay alive for more than a few days. They don't do that anymore, too bad.
Blimpie's is the only nationwide sandwich chain I will eat at, because I love Hoboken and hate Boston.
blimpy
the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.
"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"