Wiiman
A person who shoves Wii remotes in their behind. This practice has been scientifically proven to feel a lot better than any other game console remote (reference Kurtis Conner on Youtube).
'"I'm a certified Wiiman" said Pinocchio.'
'Let me be your Wiiman' - Doja Cat's hit single "Woman"
'Let me be your Wiiman' - Doja Cat's hit single "Woman"