Wikipedianism

A concept describing someone supporting the Idea of believing everything that is on the Wikipedia. A form of authoritarianism. Wikipedianists are people who worship Wikipedia. Usually pseudointellectuals thinking they are smarter because they read Wikipedia.

A Religion naming Wikipedia as god, as it knows all knowledge of importance, and Myspace as Jesus, for it is followed by more than 120 thousand people world-wide. Other websites are named as apostles.

Someone who spends a disturbingly long amount of time editing the site www.wikipedia.com, usually to protect pages they are interested in from vandalism and to keep them up to date.

This is usually done at the expense of other social activates like asking girls out, or talking to friends. And the seasoned wikipedian can often be seen fapping furiously after writing an article he considers to be particularly accurate.

Religion naming Wikipedia as God, because it knows all important knowledge, and Myspace as Jesus, for it has over 120 million followers in several countries. Wikipedists are also known as Wikipedians and follow the basic wikipedian philosophy of Inclusionism, Exclusionism and Deletionism. Being a part of this religion one will often experience wikigasms as wikipedia is one erotic beast.

A wikipedian is someone who when they're in class won't shut the hell up. They tend to answer or elaborate on what the teachers says for no reason, when literally no one gives a single fuck.

symptoms of being a wikipedian are.

-Trying to teach the teacher
-Being annoying
-Often wearing glasses
-Repeating the sentence ''CAN I, CAN I ANSWER'' 53 times in a row

Someone who gives up their free time to help build an enormously useful internet project called Wikipedia that provides loads and loads free information about any topic you could think of, accessible to everyone who has internet access. Wikipedians are often critised for not having a life by trolls who copy their work when they're supposed to write about something.

The most highly-evolved form of pseudo-intellectual, correcting typos and writing about anime from their lofty ivory towers. Despite their claims to the contrary Wikipedians are an elitist cabal of pompous undergraduates, anime nuts and anal-retentives who derive meaning in their otherwise dull lives from incessantly editing and updating Wikipedia. All of the above can be confirmed by reading their biographical "user pages," where they display pedantic lists of their various heart-sinkingly inane interests in the same way a psychotic nutcase living in an attic would display shrunken heads.

Any changes to an article with which the Wikipedians disagree will throw them into confusion and panic, and it will be debated endlessly by them in their attempts to dissect and scrutinize every minutiae of human existence, no matter how worthless or trivial. This further strengthens their delusion that Wikipedia is an actual encyclopedia with any educational worth rather than a glorified video-gaming rumour mill.