Wilbur

The best cat that I ever had. He was an amazing boy that was good with everything and everyone, including the rabbits. Wilbur was a loving cat that slept all day then went out at night to wander around. He was taught tricks like how to sit and roll over and was more like a little fluffy dog. He was the kindest cat and didn’t deserve to be taken too soon at 4 years old. I’d do anything to have my baby back.

A very smart, handsome, amazing skilled person! Jack of all trades and he is just purely amazing.

A "Wilbur" is when you go into a place of business, a store, or restaurant for the sole purpose of dropping a #2 and then leaving.

The name of the wildcat mascot of The University of Arizona. Without question, the greatest mascot in the history of American collegiate sports. He walks on two legs, wears a football/basketball jersey, sports a bitchin' cowboy hat and dual six-guns. Although he is an intimidating Wildcat, if he loses his hat he looks like a rabid bunny.

A person who yells " (name) is a fucking retard" despite being a retard him/herself. This person copies answers from your math exam.

This person also calls other people gay. Despite having a picture of his friend's ass.
This person also changes the subject when he gets exposed.
This person also coughs like he/she is deepthroating a dick.

A delicious mixed drink consisting of SoCo, cranberry grape juice, and Dr. Pepper.

A poser or a kook; someone who thinks they know it all, but really is clueless; a person who pretends to be something they are not; someone who adheres to the 'fake it 'till ya make it' mentality, but then never makes it; someone who carries a surfboard to pick up chicks at the beach, but can't actually surf; someone who tries to benefit from prestige or status associated with a stereotype without actually contributing to that stereotype; usually a lurp or lackey who thinks money and a stolen image can replace actual experience.