Wildebestie
An ugly friend who obliviously attempts to leave the friendzone(or wildlife preserve) to try and hook up with you. Derived from a combination of wildebeest and bestie.
"Who let that drunk wildebestie into my hotel room?"
"Dude kick her out before she leaves a mess all over the place."
"Too late she passed out, call Animal Control."
"Dude kick her out before she leaves a mess all over the place."
"Too late she passed out, call Animal Control."