Wild pony
A wild pony is a super hot woman (Usually blonde and from Spain or Italy) that fucks incredibly good and is like a she devil in bed. Every one wants her but only 1 percent of men can handle her. She will fight, scratch and yell her way out of situations she doesn't agree with. Afterwords she is the most loving and porn star fuckable woman ever. You keep her around for her loving moments and fuck abilities.
Yo man... did you see Chets girl she got pissed and smashed his truck up with a bat! Ya... then she just wiggled that smokin ass and took him to the room. Man... that girl is a wild pony! Watch out!
Wild Bologna Pony
Slang term for a penis.
"Can I have a bite out of your Wild bologna pony?"
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"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
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"Ohh.. take me for a ride on that Wild Bologna Pony."
ride the wild bologna pony
what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.
Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.