Wilhelmed
The art of shitting all over your employees because you're better than them.
Oh man! Dave got Wilhelmed yesterday by Dean for not getting enough cash for the scrap metal.
Wilhelmed
To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.
Man, I ran my car into a wall while drunk, I fucking Wilhelmed it.
Wilhelm
That one dude who screams in every movie
In Toy Story, when buzz falls out the window, Wilhelm screams
Wilhelm
He is very sexy and very good in bed. He have green or blue eye colour. He is very athletic and has a very big dick. He is very nice and you are very lucky if you know a Wilhelm
Girl: Omg he is so hot
Other girl: Yeah i know hes name is Wilhelm
Other girl: Yeah i know hes name is Wilhelm
Wilhelm
Wilhelm, the name of someone who seems like a cool dude, they non-stop study. You presume, both of you hardly ever talk, matter of factly you hardly even know anything about the guy. You've never seen his face either, but none the less he still seems like a chill, possibly introverted person? Whom you could probably get on really well with, if you ever had a long lengthy convo.
"Woah. Wait. Wilhelm just popped up."
"That pretty chill dude?"
"Yeah that pretty chill dude."
"That pretty chill dude?"
"Yeah that pretty chill dude."
Wilhelm
A totally awesome man that loves God and is a great husband. He has overcome many battles over the years and finally came to meet the love of his life. He is smart, funny, sexy, and loving.
I love you Wilhelm
wilhelmed
You fulfill the sexual pleasures of somebody and he does not in return.
A: "Maaan, last night I made her come so hard"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"
B: "Shit and what happened then?"
A: "She just fell asleep instead of giving me a BJ"
B: "Dude, you just got officially wilhelmed!"