Wilkenings
(n.) The unit of measure for gasesous oral emissions. The scale is a logorithmic scale from 1 to 10, similar to the Richter scale.
Man, that blech was so loud from across the room that it must've been at least 8 Wilkenings
Wilken
It is a person who is so absolutely retarded.... I mean perfect where they don't mess up anything but everything so u should never trust a wilken or you will regret it. But they are absolutely hilarious.
U have a Wilken don't you
Chaz Wilkens
The only male in the United States to give birth to a human child, according to medical records currently on file.
Born in New Bedford Massachusetts with both male and female genitalia, Chaz was famous in his community as the "genderless kid", which was a rude and inaccurate nickname.
At the age of seventeen young Wilkens moved to Springhill Florida and was soon after miraculously impregnated by his then twenty seven year old boyfriend, who for legal reasons shall remain unnamed. The child was born with the same genetic qualities as his mother/father but unfortunately died after only two weeks due to lack of white blood cells.
Chaz Wilkens now lives in the Himalayan mountains with his husband, the same man from his teenage years, attempting at another child.
Is now a term used for humans that look male and female.
Born in New Bedford Massachusetts with both male and female genitalia, Chaz was famous in his community as the "genderless kid", which was a rude and inaccurate nickname.
At the age of seventeen young Wilkens moved to Springhill Florida and was soon after miraculously impregnated by his then twenty seven year old boyfriend, who for legal reasons shall remain unnamed. The child was born with the same genetic qualities as his mother/father but unfortunately died after only two weeks due to lack of white blood cells.
Chaz Wilkens now lives in the Himalayan mountains with his husband, the same man from his teenage years, attempting at another child.
Is now a term used for humans that look male and female.
That guy/girl looks like a Chaz Wilkens.
Mr WILKENS
The best science teacher known to man comes from New Jersey to New York every day to teach his students he’s the goat never gives us projects and never lets you down ok maybe sometimes I’m your class has a class clown “literally every class” genuine teacher !!! Period ..
This is used like Wow that teacher is almost like mr wilkens
Layne Wilkens
A guy. Just a guy.
There is a Layne Wilkens standing on the middle of the highway!
Wilkens
Probably not the best looking person, But this person has a great personality, a big heart and is generous and loving towards everyone.
Hey "Wilkens" How Are You
Wilken
The most famous guy in the school. Every girl wants him. He has a huge cock.
Wilken is a hot boy