Willardism

For the path of life is long, but if thou stayest in bed often, and chillax your soul as is the way of the willard, you shall find peace.

The sweetest man in the world. The one guy who would do anything for the ones he loves, especially the girl he loves. Willard is the kinda guy you never want to lose either as a boyfriend or a friend.

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.

Someone who is silly, weird and endearing.

Super Sexy and He might be scary looking but if he lets you inside his wall of protection he’s the Sweetest,smartest, most selfless, romantic, protective, Seductive, best man I’ve ever been blessed to call mine! I thank our God for him everyday!

Is an abnormally tall Asian male human known to inhabit the southeastern United States. Willard’s are often skilled in electronic gaming, as all Asian humans typically are. A Willard, by nature tends to negatively judge the actions of those around him. This is usually done by positioning his head slightly downwards and adjusting his eyes upwards to make eye contact with the person or persons being judged. Another characteristic of a Willard is a freakishly deep voice. Scientists believe this is a evolutionary trait so that the Willard can cast a more authoritative tone when handing his judgment.

The typical diet of a Willard is Taco Bell, trail mix, ranch veggie straws, and Coke Zero. If a meal cost more than $5 US dollars, the Willard is physically unable to ingest the food.

A funny outgoing person who makes everyone around him happy, works out every single day and has huge arms and looks like a ken doll, everyone loves him , he’s a crowd pleaser and doesn’t have anything to do with a penis 😂