William Brian
Williams are the silliest people you would ever meet. Williams do not have much intelligence, as their brains are about the size of a walnut. They often think that they are the best at everything, but they actually are the worst. Williams are very dumb. If you ask them 1+1, they will say George Washington.
“A tree, a racoon, a bin, and William Brian.”
The Brian Williams
When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
The Brian Williams
When you tell a huge lie to get ahead in the world, gather street cred or to gain advantage with the ladies. Based on the realization that NBC's anchorman has been less than truthful in some of his reporting.
Bro #1: Dude, I finally got Missy to go home with me, it was awesome.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
Bro #2: Fuck you, no WAY, she turned you down at least eleven times.
Bro #1: I know, I had to totally use the Brian Williams to get in her pants.
Bro #2: Dude you are the master.
Brian Williams
God. Brian Williams is a news anchor on Nightly News on NBC. He is the best living anchorman today.
Random Person: Who is Brian Williams?
News Enthusiast: God.
News Enthusiast: God.
A total Brian Williams
When someone embellishes a story about an experience they had, but the other people who were there quickly call them out in their bullshit.
Adam: "Yeah, these dudes at the bar were talking shit so I broke my beer bottle and threatened to cut them."
Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."
Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."
Brian Williams
He is the best person in the world. He makes you laugh and always makes you happy. He can make your day better by simply walking into the room. He is an amazing friend and just an all around good person. He is really cute, and if you are ever lucky enough to be his girlfriend, friend, or whatever, you should keep him forever.
I like Brian, Brian Williams.
Well then ask him out, he likes you too you know.
Well then ask him out, he likes you too you know.