William Mallabone
Certi Chad. This guy will neck any living creature that breathes at the club.
I did a William Mallabone at the club last night.
William John Mallabone
Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.