Blind man's folly
To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.
Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off.
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Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!
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Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!