Will's Law
A belief that everything bad that will happen, will happen to Will. Whatever Will does Will gets the shaft. Quite amuzing to be around when Will's Law takes affect.
Will: I dropped my milk and got kicked out of Kroger for a year. :L
George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.
Will: GAH!
George: Really?! I dropped mine too but they gave me a hundred dollars...wierd.
Will: GAH!
Will's Law
A universal law that states "Without your sacrifice and actions of the past, the present would have turned out much worse."
Joe: I got stuck in traffic today. I wish I would have made that earlier left turn, I could have been 20 minutes earlier!
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.
Will: Yeah, but if you did go left, you probably would have been 30 minutes late. Will's Law means that you would have come out worse doing what you thought could have been better.
Joe: You're probably right, no sense dwelling on the past.
In-law in-law
Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.
Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"
You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."
You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."
Law's Law
A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:
P = (1/C*S)(E)
Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
P = (1/C*S)(E)
Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
By law
Another word for "technically."
Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to
Will-Law
The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.
"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."
In-Laws
People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!
Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!