Toot and a Fart
the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap
That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!
Will toot fart
A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"