Will 'Willy' White

William Paul White is an Irish professional gangster yo and is known to the streets as "Tha Colossal Willy".

Will once had a heart attack and his heart lost.

Will once drowned a fish.

Will once got Covid and he made Covid go into lockdown.

When Will drops rizz he makes sure it doesn't get back up.

Ghosts tell scary stories about Will White at camp fires.

When Will crosses the road cars look both ways.
Dinosours once talked shit about Will, where are the dinosours are now?

When ones self uses food coloring to dye ones butt hole a certain color. Especially for ones sexual partner named Tony.

Will White is a world class gangsta.
He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a country or a flag or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend.

When you're getting head from a bitch and you're about to cum and you say, "Oh, shit it's your mom". So then she looks in one of the directions and you splooge in her ear yelling, "White Willie bitch!!!!!!!!!"

cumming on one's finger and sticking it in anothers ear..

attempting to barter your stuff on the internet

a black guy who shoulkd really be white