Wilping
Verb of emotion: to feel lightly frazzled - emotionally, mentally, and if you're Russian, spiritually. The kind of sensation that emerges only on reflection with your friends consequent to a communally fraught occurrence. Etymology: wilting => wilping ie. 'wilt' with a touch of 'yelp'.
(post Russoc AGM chat)
Person #1 aka. CB: I'm wilping a bit...
Person #2:yeah, same here - like totally wilping out.
Person #3:yeah, wilpage all round.
Person #1 aka. CB: I'm wilping a bit...
Person #2:yeah, same here - like totally wilping out.
Person #3:yeah, wilpage all round.
Wilp
A sterile man who is unable to ejaculate
"I broke up with my boyfriend because he was a WILP!"
Wilp the Walnut
A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.
After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.
Wilp
The act of performing oral sex while in a standing position.
Because of his stature, Tyrion was able to wilp the prostitue.