wimbledon high girl

Wimbledon high girls aka lesbian virgins, formally hoes on the hill (before kings got girls in their sixth form) are usually found in starbucks getting their soya iced lattes with their eastpaks and rolled up skirts

In order to be cool in this school full of rich, pretentious and sometimes (but v rarely) peng af bitches, one must 1) juul in the year 10 locker room 2) down gin before computer science 3) get with a 40yr old male english teacher 4) wear exclusively urban outfitters or topshop or 5) have a kings/ wimbledon college boyfriend in ones usually penisfree life.

a lesbian who doesn't have any male friends. probably hooks up in the language closet. says she's bi but would never date a man. kings girls are hotter. can spot her at Wagamama's. probably vegan and in love with her best friend. hippie enough to go to a thrift store, but too posh for brixton

A Wimbledon High Girl is kind and honest - looks out for others and is taught to put friends before fashion. Yes, you may see her at Wagamama's or any High Street eatery, because any Wimbledon High Girl is appreciative of good food and enjoys these luxuries when she can get them. A WHS girl may be seen chatting to or being comforted by a teacher, purely for the reason that everyone is part of a caring community and they know they are lucky to be part of it. Bright, brave and brilliant.

A lesbian who isn't smart enough to get in to Kings and juuls in the bathroom at school. Has never met a male in her life. Outcompeted by Kings girls. However don't be fooled Wimbledon has some famous alumni including Lara Croft and one of the posh totties in St Trinians. A btech LEH. Goes looking for a mate in the Wibbas Down Inn only to leave 3 hours later with a pornstar martini spilled down their top.