Winchester College

A mental asylum for sexually confused fascists who believe it’s appropriate to treat women as you would treat a doormat and whose egos are too fragile to ever admit that they were rejected by a girl (see St Swithun’s)

A once great school that has since become overrun with members of the homosexual community as well as plenty of Ethnics. If you are lucky you may still be able to meet the odd boy who has roots with the aristocracy but most when asked thier name will reply wong, wang or wing. The old money and the new money have been at war now for years but they can all agree on the hatred of JWC and the headmaster

An Independent Boys' Boarding School in Hampshire which takes the brightest people from all over the world and sticks them together in a confined space perhaps only to see the maelstrom of genius and homosexuality that ensues. It is generally acknowledged that Winchester College is the best school in England and possibly the world. It is famous for its academic tradition, age (founded 1383) and alumni (including 1 PM). Also famous for its 'Notions', words and general goings-on peculiar to the school.

An English school overrun by the Far-East and Africa. While the school puts girls and Asians on the front cover of all the news letters, a few boys dress like their ancestors, wearing tweed and gilets. The conserative chaps and the communist cunts are constantly at war, and the only thing they can agree on is that they like winkies.