Winching

Working class English slang for to make out

The act of 2 gay men pulling each others penis towards themselves

to be dragged into a situation, most of the time unwittingly, that you otherwise wouldn't necessarily want to be a part of

-from "winch", a device installed on the front of a watercraft trailer, consisting of a reel of cable turned by a motor, with a hook at the end of the cable, to pull in a boat or other marine vehicle from out of the water.

~Scottish~
Slang
To snog using tougue.

Scottish ~

As in snogging

Winching is when you take a big poo poo and that hot steamy nugget of shit you produced has to be evaluated and measured in diameter, weight, and most of all, surface area.

We do not measure such a delicate life form in cm or in kg because it doesn't have the right definition to explain the hugeness of your poo.

Rumors say that the genus world record holder is Damian up at 69 winch.

But, only You can decide if that statement true or not. So next time you sit on the potty, Don't just flush it away. Winch it. WINCH IT HARD!!

another word for bitch.