Brown Wind
The fart that comes out when you have to poop, and it smells like the poop.
That smells like some brown wind!
brown wind
A breaking of wind (farting) by someone of African or Latin descent.
Damn! I went to the Puerto Rican day parade, and there was a haze of brown wind permeating the whole place! It stank!
Wind-browned
When the skin is in contact with the wind long enough to cause a temporary color change to brown.
His face was wind-browned in a matter of days after he took the job.
Brown Wind Of Doom
When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.
I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.