Windchimes
A euphonism used to describe the testicles, originating from their vague resemblance to porch decorations.
1. "Do you want to play my windchimes?"
2. "AND THEN SHE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE WINDCHIMES."
2. "AND THEN SHE KICKED ME RIGHT IN THE WINDCHIMES."
windchime
Windchime is a term used by devout racists to refer to niggers. This term originated from the lynching of spooks in the south, because they, like windchimes, would hang out in the open.
We saw a couple of windchimes down the street.
Windchimed
The act of smoking a banana stoggey, black and mild, and immediatley drinking german beer.
Dude, i was so Windchimed last night!
windchimes
one of the most excellent instuments in a band. It takes serious skill to play these difficult and beautifully crafted instruments. They are reffered to as "the most important instrument" in the band, and the band would crumble with out them and the great windchime player!!
omg, look at her play those windchimes! shes the most important member of the band!
WindChimes
The little bittys of pooh left over on your bumpubes after sharting
Me- have your sharted ?
Rob- maybe, how?
Me-i can hear your windchimes
Rob- maybe, how?
Me-i can hear your windchimes
redneck windchime
A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
Sausage Windchime
When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.
Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.