Window 8

Microsoft's Windows 7 with the infamous "Metro UI" added.

The correct name is with the singular form of "window", because Metro only has one window.

See: Useless

Windows 1. 1985: Multitasking, windows. Close/minimize/maximize buttons.

Windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows.

Windows XP 2001: Pretty blue windows.

Windows Vista 2007: Transparent windows, flip-3d.

Window 8 metro 2012: No separate windows or any form of multitasking, no close button, no resizing. Can only do one thing at a time.

Windows 8

Design over usability, by design.

Microsoft Store Salesperson: You'd like this Sony Vaio notebook, sir?
Computer Buyer: Yes. Core i5, 8 gigs of RAM, sounds really nice.
Salesperson: It also come with Windows 8. On Windows 8 you'll have access to hundreds of new "apps". It's really great.
Buyer: Oh, I don't want that. I just want to use iTunes and Firefox.
Salesperson: You can do that on Windows 8, sir. Just click on the "Desktop" icon.
Buyer: *playing around with the store model* Oh, okay, well.... wa... where is the Start Menu?
Salesperson: It was replaced with the new Start Screen. There you have access to all of your applications, just like the old Start Menu.
Buyer: Alright, well, how do I go to the Control Panel?
Salesperson: It's really easy. All you do is right-click the desktop and choose Screen Resolution, and then just click a few other categories and you'll find it. To change the Start Screen applications and personalization you just use its own control panel in the Start Screen.
Buyer: ...Is this notebook compatible with Windows XP?
Salesperson: (mentally) *FFFFUUUUUUUU*

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would
I want to save my documents to the cloud?

Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed.

windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc

windows 8 is like a cell phone computer

Windows 8

An absolute mess. The task manager in 7 is replaced with an oversized, metro-ified pile of junk with too many tabs and the font is oversized and blue. The once-convenient start menu has been replaced with an ugly, unconventional, intrusive, oversized startscreen that adds nothing new except for apps that can be jewed from Micro$haft's App Store. More annoyances like the Charms bar, get in the way as well. The charms bar serves no purpose but to pop out when you don't want it to, as well as interfere with the desktop environment and take up another process in the background. The windowing theme is good, if you like to step backwards. The colors of the Aero windowing seemed glossy and pretty, and Windows 8 killed that with flat and unfinished windowing. Also, if you like to use a laptop/desktop with a mouse, like a normal person, you will get the luxury of sliding a wallpaper up upon login, as if you were on a tablet. Convenient. Windows 8 also bothers and nags you to create a Micro$haft account, as if there is a use for one. Remember Dropbox? OneDrive pops up, and needs to be uninstalled via control panel, long with several other bloat apps that come preinstalled such as: Weather, Food & Drink, and Xbox.

"I took a Windows 8 yesterday, it was the size of a squirrel."

Windows 8

The only operating system that makes Windows Vista seem good. It is just a desktop operating system derived from a cell phone operating system. It may be somewhat fast, but that's because it can't do anything.

WINDOWS 8 SUCKS. MY DESKTOP ISN'T AN F'ING SMARTPHONE!!

Windows 8

Windows 8 is the next generation of Microsoft's Operating System family and its basically a virus that turns any capable, powerful desktop computer into a worthless pile of crap. Its a phone interface on top of a duller Windows Desktop but with some features also removed! :D The start menu disappeared by magic so its really good at making it harder than ever to find your files! :)

I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!

I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!

Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)

Idiot: Yo dawg herd bout dat cool new os Windows 8 its totally awesome!
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...

俚语	window 8
释义	Window 8 Microsoft's Windows 7 with the infamous "Metro UI" added. The correct name is with the singular form of "window", because Metro only has one window. See: Useless Windows 1. 1985: Multitasking, windows. Close/minimize/maximize buttons. Windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows. Windows XP 2001: Pretty blue windows. Windows Vista 2007: Transparent windows, flip-3d. Window 8 metro 2012: No separate windows or any form of multitasking, no close button, no resizing. Can only do one thing at a time. Windows 8 Design over usability, by design. Microsoft Store Salesperson: You'd like this Sony Vaio notebook, sir? Computer Buyer: Yes. Core i5, 8 gigs of RAM, sounds really nice. Salesperson: It also come with Windows 8. On Windows 8 you'll have access to hundreds of new "apps". It's really great. Buyer: Oh, I don't want that. I just want to use iTunes and Firefox. Salesperson: You can do that on Windows 8, sir. Just click on the "Desktop" icon. Buyer: playing around with the store model Oh, okay, well.... wa... where is the Start Menu? Salesperson: It was replaced with the new Start Screen. There you have access to all of your applications, just like the old Start Menu. Buyer: Alright, well, how do I go to the Control Panel? Salesperson: It's really easy. All you do is right-click the desktop and choose Screen Resolution, and then just click a few other categories and you'll find it. To change the Start Screen applications and personalization you just use its own control panel in the Start Screen. Buyer: ...Is this notebook compatible with Windows XP? Salesperson: (mentally) FFFFUUUUUUUU Windows 8 Windows 8 is the worst Microsoft software ever because it is so non-user friendly. Why would I want to save my documents to the cloud? Windows 8 is much worse than Windows 7 because of how the software is designed. windows 8 a cell phone simulator on your pc windows 8 is like a cell phone computer Windows 8 An absolute mess. The task manager in 7 is replaced with an oversized, metro-ified pile of junk with too many tabs and the font is oversized and blue. The once-convenient start menu has been replaced with an ugly, unconventional, intrusive, oversized startscreen that adds nothing new except for apps that can be jewed from Micro$haft's App Store. More annoyances like the Charms bar, get in the way as well. The charms bar serves no purpose but to pop out when you don't want it to, as well as interfere with the desktop environment and take up another process in the background. The windowing theme is good, if you like to step backwards. The colors of the Aero windowing seemed glossy and pretty, and Windows 8 killed that with flat and unfinished windowing. Also, if you like to use a laptop/desktop with a mouse, like a normal person, you will get the luxury of sliding a wallpaper up upon login, as if you were on a tablet. Convenient. Windows 8 also bothers and nags you to create a Micro$haft account, as if there is a use for one. Remember Dropbox? OneDrive pops up, and needs to be uninstalled via control panel, long with several other bloat apps that come preinstalled such as: Weather, Food & Drink, and Xbox. "I took a Windows 8 yesterday, it was the size of a squirrel." Windows 8 The only operating system that makes Windows Vista seem good. It is just a desktop operating system derived from a cell phone operating system. It may be somewhat fast, but that's because it can't do anything. WINDOWS 8 SUCKS. MY DESKTOP ISN'T AN F'ING SMARTPHONE!! Windows 8 Windows 8 is the next generation of Microsoft's Operating System family and its basically a virus that turns any capable, powerful desktop computer into a worthless pile of crap. Its a phone interface on top of a duller Windows Desktop but with some features also removed! :D The start menu disappeared by magic so its really good at making it harder than ever to find your files! :) I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry! I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error! Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :) Idiot: Yo dawg herd bout dat cool new os Windows 8 its totally awesome! Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...
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