Blingleberry
Like the term "dingleberry" which denotes a piece of shit or toilet paper that sticks to your ass hair. A "Blingleberry" is a piece of shit that is always hanging around (or on your ass), but has a great facade. Lots of labels, tech gadgets, great friends (bling) and not much else.
That blingleberry has on $600.00 jeans but stuck me with the check for dinner because he's "broke".
blingleberry
Someone who holds on to once flashy or technologically advanced long after it has become passe or outmoded.
I can't believe Sharon still wears that Trucker Hat. That's one blingleberry that won't shake loose!