windozeing
the act of falling asleep while in front of an open window on a computer so if a superior walks in the subject can quickly wake up and it will appear as though they have been working.
BOSS: Keep up the good work Jenson!
JENSON: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please.
BOSS: You wern't just windozeing were you Jenson?
JENSON: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please.
BOSS: You wern't just windozeing were you Jenson?
Windoze
Derogatory internet slang for Microsoft Windows.
windoze
an insult of Microsoft windows.
"Microsoft windoze NT 4.0"
" windoze sucks"
" windoze sucks"
Windozer
A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.
"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
windozer
A technologically advanced bulldozer created by Microsoftballs to plow down the HQ of Apple and Linux.
Make way for the Windozer 2000, Apple employees.
Windoze
a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to RTFM. The only feature that Windoze has that Linux doesn't is the BSOD, commonly seen by Windoze users.
Linux is a million times better than Windoze
Windoze
To sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.
Windows ME started lagging, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named Jeffrey.