Dirty Windscreen
The act of shitting into a partner or other participant's eyes, meaning they cannot see.
Dan pissed me off last night so i gave him a dirty windscreen just as he woke up
essex windscreen wiper
Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
Sharon- Awful, until he gave me the old Essex windscreen wiper
rusty windscreen wiper
n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger
Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
shit on my windscreen
A statement of joy.
Shit on my windscreen that's awesome.
windscreen
Windscreen is a British word for screening the wind on televition.
The windscreen is on Channel 5 News, showing postman pat's mail getting blown away :O
windscreen wiper
licking semen off your cheeks
“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”